Randy raptors?
If you thought you’d seen it all, prepare for a pre-historic shock.
According to the Daily Mail, dinosaur erotica is the latest niche craze in sexy fiction, with a trio of books set to be released for Kindle users.
It appears as if the success of 50 Shades of Grey on Kindle, which allowed women to download their erotica instead of enduring a potentially embarrasing trip to the local bookstore, has opened the door to a host of rather unusual fantasies.
The dinosaur erotica, short stories no longer than 20 pages, are the work of authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen. The pair also write dragon, orc and weretiger erotica.
The books are available on Amazon, which carries this disclaimer: “Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica”.
The books’ covers feature a scantily clad woman with a dinosaur lurking in the background.
In one story, titled In the Velociraptor’s Nest, the heroine Azog is a cavewoman who feels neglected by her tribe.
“The cavemen treat her like a piece a meat. Azog cannot resist unless she proves herself as a hunter,” reads the synopsis.
“When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe.
“That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.”
The extract below gives a glimpse of what Azog gets up to in the velociraptor’s nest.
“Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor.
“She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.
“Instead, it reached out with a clawed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder.
“Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast.
“The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.
“A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed.
“Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.' - Tonight Reporter